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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, December 20, 1890"


His innocence is but a sham.
I mean having the bleed of him, bust him!"
(Such language sounds vulgar and coarse,
And to put it in poesy's painful;
But KIPLING will tell you that force
Of taste must be sometimes disdainful.)
Rum tiddy, &c.
Little GLADDY, he turned up his eyes
To his guide's now most truculent visage,
And feelings of doubt and surprise
Took hold on him, trying at _his_ age.
Cried he, "Go away, Naughty Man!
MOORLEENA, this fellow's a rogue, he
Will kill us, I'm sure, if he can,
For his face looks as black as Old Bogey!"
Rum tiddy, &c.
Oh, then the First Robber looked mad,
And he ups, and says he to the Second,
"This impudent bit of a lad
No more a safe pal can be reckoned.
Get him out of our way, or the swag
Will not be worth much when allotted.
MOORLEENA's small weasand _you_ scrag,
Whilst _I_ cut young BILLY's carotid!"
Rum tiddy, &c.
"Ha! stop!" cried the milder of mood,
"Your conduct is savage and silly.
They will search for _these_ Babes in _this_ Wood,
And there'll be a big row about BILLY.


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