"
"What dat? Here! Stand clear dar behind, and get out ob de way in front,
I'm jist going to take a run and butt dat nigger out of de State. Let me
go, do you hear? Golly, if you hadn't held me he'd a been werry small
pieces by dis time. D--m, I'll break him up."
"Yoo, yoo! Your low buck-shins neber carry your black head fast enough to
catch dis elegant nigger. You jist run; you'll find I'm nothing but an
alligator. You hab no more chance dan a black slug under de wheels of a
plunder-train carriage. You is unnoticeable by dis gentleman."
"Dar dat good, gentleman! Golly, dat good! Look here, don't you neber
speak to me no more."
"And look here, nigger, don't you neber speak to me."
"See you d--m fust, black man."
"See you scorched fust, nigger."
"Good day, trash."
"Good mornin, dirt!"
So generally ends the quarrel; but about half-an-hour afterwards the Trash
and Dirt will generally be found lauding each other to the skies, and
cementing a new six hours' friendship over some brandy punch or a mint
julep.
* * * * *
SONGS OF THE SEEDY.--No. VI.
You bid me rove, Mary,
In the shady grove, Mary,
With you to the close of even;
But I can't, my dear,
For I must, I swear,
Be off at a quarter to seven.
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